Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Quotable Quotes

From Graham, as we practiced addition and subtraction on the way home from school one day.

Me: What is 5 minus 2?
Graham: 3
Me: So what is 10 plus 0?
Graham: The flag of America plus seventy.

Overheard from Chase and Gabriella playing in the family room.

Gabriella: How about you be the king and I be the queen?
Chase: How about you be the queen and I be the dead spider?

From a preschooler in the kids' class at church on Sunday, after hearing the story of Adam & Eve.

Teacher: So what happens when you make a bad choice?
Preschooler: You turn naked!

2 comments:

Leigh Ann said...

As Evie would say to all of that, "It's so funny it made water in my eyes!"

Valerie said...

Hahahaha!!!! Your girls are so cute!

...which is now mostly about the kids.